Make Me Understand The Lesson ♡

It’s days like these that I’m grateful for alcohol.

Blarg

I’m reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey”, but I’ve only been reading it since Tuesday and there’s 514 pages. I’m on 331. I’ve been sexually frustrated more times from this book than I can count. But I can’t wait to start on the second book!!!!

Sleeping is the way that I cope with my problems. Because they go away.

Can I get a hell yes.

Can I get a hell yes.

I know a few people who need to learn from this.

I know a few people who need to learn from this.

pressing:

THIS!!


Maybe this is my situation.

pressing:

THIS!!

Maybe this is my situation.

shydavestrideer:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

this site is the shits

defy-the-pulse Look at this dress!! Oh my goodness!

defy-the-pulse Look at this dress!! Oh my goodness!

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.


That’s so great!

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

That’s so great!

sosuperawesome:

Jewelry by jerseymaids

I NEED that last necklace!!!