It’s days like these that I’m grateful for alcohol.
I’m reading “Fifty Shades Of Grey”, but I’ve only been reading it since Tuesday and there’s 514 pages. I’m on 331. I’ve been sexually frustrated more times from this book than I can count. But I can’t wait to start on the second book!!!!
Maybe this is my situation.
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
this site is the shits
defy-the-pulse Look at this dress!! Oh my goodness!
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
That’s so great!